Nobody touched my balls over Christmas

In an effort to gain readers I have been thinking that the titles of my blogs needed to be a bit more ‘racey’.

I have been surprised to note that my attempts at Christmas decorations on the tree in front of my house were not vandalised over the holidays.

 My balls remained untouched and my tinsel was not pulled.

 You will all be relieved to note that my wife’s Christmas bush was also left intact.

 Mike Clough

 

Happy New Year